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Once upon a midnight dreary... Oh, fuck it. Freak of Literature, it means I read and write a lot.
"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"
— it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via lobstersandlilly)
"Is this shit deep, or am I just tired?"
— when I keep reading even though my body is pleading to go to sleep

valse—sentimentale:

valse—sentimentale:

Okay here are more photos from our engagement shoot.

Photography by Ashley Olson

Cute smiles and love by Fiancee and me.

We’re getting married in nine days.

there’s a legitimate chance I could die of cuteness overload

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend
I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite
I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

I love the Funko mini blind boxes and I just found out they have an In Memoriam line for Game of Thrones for all the dead characters and it’s fucking hilarious and brilliant and I want them all 

I love the Funko mini blind boxes and I just found out they have an In Memoriam line for Game of Thrones for all the dead characters and it’s fucking hilarious and brilliant and I want them all 

"Writing is a job, a talent, but it’s also the place to go in your head. It is the imaginary friend you drink your tea with in the afternoon."
— Ann Patchett, Truth and Beauty (via wordsnquotes)
"I tell aspiring writers that you have to find what you MUST write. When you find it, you will know, because the subject matter won’t let you go. It’s not enough to write simply because you think it would be neat to be published. You have to be compelled to write. If you’re not, nothing else that you do matters."
— Rick Riordan (via writingquotes)

Joan Blondell & Bette Davis in Three on a Match, 1932

"

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

"
Lux ATL (via stripperina)